Minecraft-50 Ways to Say Goodbye

= On the melody of “50 ways to say goodbye – Train”

My hearts are eight bars down,
My hunger’s nine bars down,
And I can’t do anything now,

Also I’m on hardcore,
And I am very sore,
But I’m not losing any hunger,

And why that is is enemies have eaten all my friends,

She went down from a building,
Fried stealing griefers,
Fell in an extreme stronghold filled with creepers,

Help me, Help me, I’m no good at goodbyes,

She met a skell in a deep pit,
Fell in water deeply,
Spleefed the bad guys very hopelessy,

Help me, Help me, I’m all out of lies,
And ways to say you died,

The sight was very bad,
I gave it all I had,
There’s no one that can be my friend,

She thinks I’m super-Notch,
Not super at hopscotch.
I told you I’m not even dead,

And why that is is enemies have eaten all my friends,

She was stricken by lightning,
Eaten by a zombie,
Got run over by the giant named Tombie,

Help me, Help me, I’m no good at goodbyes,

She dried up fighting blazes,
Drowned climbing waterfalls,
Killed by frightened friends while wearing overalls,

Help me, Help me, I’m all out of lies,
And ways to say you died,

If only this wasn’t on hardcore,
Bad enemines that-that really tore,
But-my friend is now dead,

And why that is is enemies have eaten all my friends,
And why that is is enemies have eaten all my friends,

She went down from a building,
Fried stealing griefers,
Fell in an extreme stronghold filled with creepers,

Help me, Help me, I’m no good at goodbyes,

She met a skell in a deep pit,
Fell in water deeply,
Spleefed the bad guys very hopelessy,

Help me, Help me, I’m all out of lies,

She was stricken by lightning,
Eaten by a zombie,
Got run over by the giant named Tombie,

Help me, Help me, I’m no good at goodbyes,

She dried up fighting blazes,
Drowned climbing waterfalls,
Killed by frightened friends while wearing overalls,

Help me, Help me, I’m all out of lies,
And ways to say you died.

Potionabilitiation

There are blazes,
So get blaze rods,
Brewing stand’s it.
Makes all potions.
‘Generation,
Fire resistant,
Strength or weakness,
Speed or slowness.

Potionabilitiation,
Potionabilitiation,
Potionabilitiation,
Making the best potion of all,
Potionabilitiation,
Potionabilitiation,
Potionabilitiation,
Including splash potions.

Poison night vision,
Healing harming,
Invisibility,
The basic useless,
Like the mundane,
Thick or awkward,
But unbelivebly,
No protection.

Potionabilitiation,
Potionabilitiation,
Potionabilitiation,
Making the best potion of all,
Potionabilitiation,
Potionabilitiation,
Potionabilitiation,
Including splash potions.

The Nether

So with some obsidian,
And a good flint and steel,
Make a 4×5 rect’ngle,
Inside, the 2×3.
Then light the flint and steel,
And there is purple things,
Empty, and then go in,
What a good, danger world.

The nether,
The nether,
The nether,
With the feared ghast,
The nether,
The nether,
The nether,
The old danger world.

There are 5 bad, old good mobs,
Zombie pigman all neutral,
Flying ghasts, they’re all a fright,
Magma cubes, the jump all ’round.
There are more, the danger guys,
Wither skelly, drops his skulls,
Spreads the wither ‘ffect and more,
Blazes fly, and shoot fir’balls.

The nether,
The nether,
The nether,
With the feared ghast,
The nether,
The nether,
The nether,
The old danger world.

I Died in Hardcore

I am in hardcore,
And I meet a creeper,
I killed him easily,
And another creeper,
I killed him safely,
But another creeper,
I couldn’t see him,
And he blew up-I died.

I died in hardcore,
I died in hardcore,
I died in hardcore,
By a billion creepers,
I died in hardcore,
I died in hardcore,
I died in hardcore,
And a zombie ate me.

So dying in hardcore,
Is a NONONONO,
Oh, want to die all,
Then go die-you’ll see.
HOHOHO I’ll die,
But you see it,
Delete world button,
And the leave server.

I died in hardcore,
I died in hardcore,
I died in hardcore,
By a billion creepers,
I died in hardcore,
I died in hardcore,
I died in hardcore,
And a zombie ate me.

Oh, No Hardcore

If you’re really good at minecraft,
You can just go… hardcore,
But very hard to do,
And death deletes the world!
Oh, you’re so stuck on hard,
No, no never try,
‘Less you are good,
Very good at this!

Oh, no hardcore,
Oh, no hardcore,
Oh, no hardcore,
Die then you’re done,
Oh, no hardcore,
Oh, no hardcore,
Oh, no hardcore,
And it’s scary.

Do the same things,
As survival,
Though be extra careful,
Never die to do things.
Like never die to get out,
Or keep things ‘case you die,
Unless you’re on multiplayer,
Where other people can get your stuff!

Oh, no hardcore,
Oh, no hardcore,
Oh, no hardcore,
Die then you’re done,
Oh, no hardcore,
Oh, no hardcore,
Oh, no hardcore,
And it’s scary.

Craft with Diamond

You now have diamonds,
But how to use it,
It better be gems,
So go to the crafting table!
Then make a pickaxe,
Or a sword if you’d like,
Wow, make a lot of stuff,
Like jukeboxes too.

Craft with diamonds,
Craft with diamonds,
Craft with diamonds,
Like a tool,
Craft with diamonds,
Craft with diamonds,
Craft with diamonds,
Or a sword.

Pickaxe, shovel swords and more,
Axes and the hoe,
Helmet, chestplate leggings too,
Or some good old boots.
Oh, enchant it all table,
Even jukeboxes,
The old little diamond blocks,
Or some fireworks!

Craft with diamonds,
Craft with diamonds,
Craft with diamonds,
Like a tool,
Craft with diamonds,
Craft with diamonds,
Craft with diamonds,
Or a sword.

Craft with Iron

You have got iron,
But now to make something,
Go to the furnace,
Then you cook it all up!
There, make a pickaxe,
Or a sword and tools,
Mabye make armor,
There you use it!

Craft with iron,
Craft with iron,
Craft with iron,
Tool and armor-more,
Craft with iron,
Craft with iron,
Craft with iron,
It is mighty good!

Blocks, and doors and shears,
Buckets, pressure plates,
Armor, minecart, bars,
Cauldron and the tools.
Rail, including detector activator,
Flint and steel with compasses,
Anvil, piston, hopper too,
And also tripwire hooks!

Craft with iron,
Craft with iron,
Craft with iron,
Tool and armor-more,
Craft with iron,
Craft with iron,
Craft with iron,
It is mighty good!

Do Cave Mining

You want some ores,
All to diamonds,
But mining is bad,
Non-effecient,
What would you do?
You see a cave,
Go explore it,
And find diamonds!

Do cave mining,
Do cave mining,
Do cave mining,
Till you finish,
Do cave mining,
Do cave mining,
Do cave mining,
And it’s effecient.

Bring some torches,
A sword for monsters,
Bows are so good,
Prepare it all!
Oh no-lava,
You can die more,
It’s dangerous,
But effecient.

Do cave mining,
Do cave mining,
Do cave mining,
Till you finish,
Do cave mining,
Do cave mining,
Do cave mining,
And it’s effecient.

Find Some Ores

You start to mine,
And meet a spotted black,
Mine it, all it black things,
Because that’s coal,
If you meet tan,
With a stone pick,
Mine, it’s iron,
And mine all ores!

Find some ores,
Find some ores,
Find some ores,
You’ll get rich,
Find some ores,
Find some ores,
Find some ores,
Or diamonds!

Coal is black,
Iron is tan,
Gold is yellow,
Diamond’s light blue,
Lapis is blue,
Redstone is red,
Emerald is green,
And mine it all!

Find some ores,
Find some ores,
Find some ores,
You’ll get rich,
Find some ores,
Find some ores,
Find some ores,
Or diamonds!

Mine it All

If you’ve made your basic house,
And it’s night-you can’t go out,
What could you want to do,
Probably to mine.
Now you pick a safe, good spot,
And then you dig in 2 blocks high,
One more time, then you mine down,
Keep repeating and you’ll mine.

Mine it all,
Mine it all,
Mine it all,
Probably diamonds,
Mine it all,
Mine it all,
Mine it all,
Then a cave!

Oh, remem-ber the torches,
You’ll get coal ‘long the way,
When you’re hung-ry eat some food,
So remember the _____! (steak, pork, bread)
You need an iron pick,
Or if not, a stone pick,
Mabye ar-mor might be good,
So always, always prepare.

Mine it all,
Mine it all,
Mine it all,
Probably diamonds,
Mine it all,
Mine it all,
Mine it all,
Then a cave!